The doctor who carried out President Donald Trump’s physical examination earlier this week has told a news conference, that at one point in the examination the president dropped to the ground and executed 60 perfect single-arm press-ups, while with the other, he solved a Rubik’s Cube puzzle in just under 10 seconds.
Dr Ronny Jackson told newsmen: “I have never seen anything like it in all my years as a physician. The president has to be the strongest, toughest and the most intellectually gifted individual on this planet.
“I was already utterly amazed at his cognitive abilities when he correctly identified a lion, a camel and a giraffe before colouring them in without going over the lines, but this just totally blew me away.
“I can only put it down to a life of abstinence from tobacco and alcohol and the military training that he underwent before serving in ‘Nam as an undercover Green Beret, despite being virtually lame from a crippling bone spur.
“Yes, he’s some guy and we should be proud to have him as our Commander-in-Chief”
Doctor Jackson then left for Florida, from where he is due to embark on a 6-month cruise around the Caribbean on his new 30 million dollar yacht, The Princess Covfefe.