A recent study by The University of Swansea has found that 99% of the people who responded to their nationwide survey would be in favour of having people who renew their wedding vows whipped to death in public.
Professor Tobias Dell, PhD, whose team conducted the survey, told newsmen, “Our findings were utterly conclusive. Ninety-nine percent wanted these people whipped to death and the remaining one percent think that they should have been drowned in a bucket at birth.
“People were overwhelmingly of the opinion that these individuals are attention-seeking dullards who are trying to kid themselves, as well as their family and friends, that their marriage is so idyllic that they want to go through the whole wretched process again, when in actual fact, their lives and their marriages are in utter shit state but they don’t want anyone else knowing it.”
These latest findings seem to back up a recent study by Oxford University which found that people who embark on a 2nd honeymoon in an attempt to ‘rekindle that lost spark’ are deluded arse nuggets.
If you’ve renewed your vows or been on a 2nd honeymoon, what in all that’s holy were you thinking fer Chrissakes?! – Ed