There was wild cheering in The House of Commons yesterday as Prime Minister, David Cameron, announced plans to launch a series of RAF strikes on controversial media personality, Katie Hopkins.
Cameron delivered a blistering call to arms as he demanded that Britain put an end to the constant, bigoted bluster from the self-styled ‘uber bitch’ once and for all.
It is believed that the first strikes will be made on Saturday evening when she leaves The Sun newspaper’s offices in Wapping, East London, with further bombing taking place at her home in Chiswick just to be on the safe side.
There was widespread support for the initiative from both sides of the house; with the only note of caution coming from Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, who advocated restraint and suggested an equally satisfactory result could be obtained by smashing her teeth out with a hammer.
Source: Popular Caravan incorporating The Evening Racist
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May 7, 2016 at 2:54 pm
Oh please, could they spare a cruise missile for Emma Thompson too? I know she is a nice lady and means well…. but really, must we hear from not-that-bright celebrities about every little thing?
For once I would like to hear a star say, “Gosh, I dunno about that.. All I know is how to memorize lines and fake emotions.”
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May 8, 2016 at 6:31 am
Emma Thompson??? That would be like strangling Bambi with a knotted rope! I’ll ask one of the others on the editorial team if they’ll do it. They’re a nasty bunch at the best of times. One of ’em wolfed all the chocolate digestives last week 😦
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May 8, 2016 at 1:41 pm
There is only one way to take out that cloying little pest, Bambi. It would work just as well on Emma too.
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May 9, 2016 at 3:53 pm
HE’S EATING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH!!!…apart from Bambi, who he preferred to stomp into venison pate.
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