Some righteous political satire from our great mate and regular contributor, Danny SoZ right here. The boy’s a legend and doesn’t he know it, the conceited, perfectly-formed, arseole.

SOZ SATIRE

andreaUnder-fire Prime ministerial hopeful, Andrea Leadsom, came under a blistering attack from her rival for No 10, Theresa May, earlier today.

May, who herself was targeted by Leadsom yesterday for not having any children, and therefore not having anything invested in Britain’s future, hit back in a brief press statement: “Andrea told me that her dad would have easily beaten up my dad when they were both younger.

“She told me that he used to be a professional wrestler and that he’d beaten Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks at The Fairfield Halls in Croydon on the same day.

“My electoral team have done some research, however, and she’s definitely lying. He only fought once as a pro, and that was at The Orchid Ballroom in Stepney where he lost by two pinfalls and a submission to Kendo Nagasaki”

This shock revelation comes just two days after, beleaguered Labour Party leader…

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