The Whelk’s Wonderful World of 1960s Screen Idols With Artificial Private Parts

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We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief

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July 16, 2016

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ratty
July 18, 2016 at 5:42 pm

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I have a Woodpecker. Can we meet ?

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- The Whitechapel Whelk
  July 18, 2016 at 6:23 pm
  
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  Steady on there! Family blog and all that! 😦
  
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