THIS WEEK: Tracy prepares a delicious and ethically-sound, Bully Beef Casserole in a Wild Mushroom and Lamb’s Spleen Gravy.
For this absolutely delicious and warming vegan favourite, I always get the ingredients direct from my local abattoir to ensure that only the freshest and most succulent cuts are used. Here’s how to prepare this wonderful addition to any vegan’s repertoire:
Firstly, deep fry the bully beef and the spleens in prime beef dripping until cooked. Then, put the whole lot in a casserole dish with some Oxo gravy and calf’s blood. Finally, cook on a low heat (around gas mark 3) for 2 hours.
To garnish, put a wild mushroom on the side of the plate, or if you don’t have these, a pork and beef Cumberland sausage will do just as well. Serve with a side dish of beef and onion relish and a raw halal pork chop
NEXT WEEK: Tracy smashes a rabbit over the head with an iron bar before boiling its lungs and serving it in a sheep’s gizzard and lamb’s blood sauce