I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what you need to do. If the great Muhammad Ali were still with us, I’m sure he would have said something along these lines: “Don’t be a chump. Dump the Trump”

Now go and do your dooty my friends. For yourselves, for The United States of America, for Whitechapel, and for the whole damn world!

Good luck and may your god of choice go with you, because if this thing goes ‘tits up’,  you’re sure as hell gonna need him.

PS. In any case, if you elect a man who’s named after a fart, people will just laugh and point at you, ok?