from our political piss-ups editor, Danny SoZ
Just hours after leaving The White House, which had been their home for the last 8 years, Michelle and Barack Obama were spotted drinking heavily in an illegal drinking and gambling den. or ‘speiler’, in London’s East End, from where they were later ejected by door staff who threw them into an alleyway via the fire exit.
According to reports, the pair were already in an inebriated condition when they arrived at around midnight last night. A witness told us that the former president told him that they’d had a “good skinful” on the Marine One helicopter on the way over.
“They were both unsteady on their feet,” the witness said. “Mrs Obama kept taking swigs from a hip flask and the president was drinking from a can of Skol Special Strength.
“At one point he almost got into a fight with a bloke that he’d accused of spilling his pint. Luckily, Mrs Obama quickly stepped in and pulled him away. She told him to leave it out, and that the other geezer wasn’t worth it”, he said.
According to the bar’s owner, Mr Toby Dell, 47, he finally asked his door staff to escort the rowdy pair from the premises at around 3.00am after another disturbance.
“Mrs Obama was up on the dancefloor smooching with another bloke,” Dell told us. “Mr Obama didn’t like it and bottled the fella from behind. It was then that I told a couple of my lads to show them the door”
According to eyewitnesses, the couple were later seen walking unsteadily along Whitechapel Road having a heated row. At one point, Mrs Obama was seen squatting in a shop doorway relieving herself while her husband vomited into a roadside rubbish skip.
This latest incident comes just two weeks after, British Prime Minster, Theresa May and her husband, Philip, were thrown out of the Tiger Tiger nightclub in Croydon, South London, for having sex in the toilets.
January 21, 2017 at 9:58 am
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January 21, 2017 at 10:08 am
This will go viral on Breitbart News…
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January 21, 2017 at 12:01 pm
I can almost see the joy on their sub-editor’s face when the copy lands on his desk my friend 😀
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January 21, 2017 at 2:24 pm
Hell, they are still trying to put back together a bar where they partied in North Iowa during the 2008 caucuses.
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January 21, 2017 at 5:01 pm
Disgraceful! It’s as well that Mr Trump has come on the scene to demonstrate some dignity, decorum and restraint in high office!
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January 22, 2017 at 3:15 am
You’re irascible. So much Fake News. Made me laugh (I did’n wanna do it, I did’n wanna do it…).
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