Following fresh protests by native Americans from the Standing Rock Sioux tribe over President Donald Trump’s newly-announced plans to recommence work on the controversial, Dakota Access oil pipeline, the new president has announced that he will be sending the legendary, 7th Cavalry, to the area to deal with what he is calling “pesky injun trouble”
Speaking at a press briefing yesterday, Trump outlined plans to build a small fort in the heart of Sioux territory, from where detachments of horse soldiers armed with Winchester repeating rifles will ride out at high noon each day to deal with any insurgency from native Americans in the area who may try to disrupt construction.
“We are going to take care of business and take care of it fast,” he told reporters “You will not be able to believe how fast business gets taken care of. It will be truly beautiful. In fact, it will be so beautiful you won’t be able to believe it, but it will be beautiful I can tell you that much folks.”
Before dismissing journalists without taking questions, Trump struck a more conciliatory note by revealing that one or two covered wagons driven by grizzled mountain men would initially go into, what he referred to as, “injun country,” trading whisky and tobacco in exchange for buffalo hides, gold, and, if possible, a signed deal to allow the oil company to run the pipeline through sacred Sioux territory
January 25, 2017 at 10:47 am
The great thing about Trump getting elected is that satirists will be overrun with work for the next four years. The only problem I can foresee is that he will, in fact, be beyond parody by about the first week of February.
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January 25, 2017 at 3:53 pm
He’s certainly been a rich seam of material of late hasn’t he? I’m dreading the day, in the not too distant future, when he’s impeached and slung out on his orange lughole…ish 😀
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January 25, 2017 at 3:55 pm
You never know, he might get shot before they can impeach him. Either way – best make the most of him while you can!
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January 25, 2017 at 4:15 pm
Reblogged this on TANYA CLIFF and commented:
Here’s a great little dish of satire from The Whitechapel Whelk. It bites HARD.
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January 25, 2017 at 6:40 pm
I know how bad you must feel, Tanya. I’m sorry for that. I’m not quite sure what to say about Mr. Trump. As one of your readers commented above…he sure has been fodder for a lot of news coverage in the past few days. In fact he’s been on a social/media “grill” since his candidacy. He is a very odd and unconventional man…
😦
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January 25, 2017 at 8:15 pm
people will die under his term
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January 26, 2017 at 4:41 am
Yes, and with a bit of luck he’ll be one of ’em. 🙂
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January 26, 2017 at 1:04 am
Reblogged this on The Militant Negro™.
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January 29, 2017 at 6:11 pm
Will Errol Flynn prevail this time ?
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January 29, 2017 at 7:50 pm
Nope. He shoulda stuck to playing Captain Blood.
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