Part-used but in excellent condition. Would suit a family of 10.
$25 + VAT
No time-wasters or gringos
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Part-used but in excellent condition. Would suit a family of 10.
$25 + VAT
No time-wasters or gringos
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief
The Whitechapel Whelk
January 28, 2017 at 8:27 am
Oh darn, we don’t have enough people!
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January 28, 2017 at 8:32 am
Can’t you borrow a few Koala Bears and dress ’em up as children? For God’s sake use your Aussie initiative woman! Tsk 😦
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January 28, 2017 at 10:57 am
Naw, koalas are cute, but they scratch, bite and piddle on you.
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January 28, 2017 at 11:48 am
Keep my wife out of this!
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January 28, 2017 at 12:27 pm
You poor thing.
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January 28, 2017 at 2:41 pm
Adjustable too! Can be used during all stages of construction.
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January 28, 2017 at 4:16 pm
Precisely, Dan! $25 of anybody’s money well spent. El Chapo has already offered me 15 cents!
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January 28, 2017 at 3:29 pm
That’ll get you halfway there. Getting down the other side is a problem yet to be solved.
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January 28, 2017 at 4:29 pm
Don’t worry mate. They’ll reach the top, take a peek at what’s going on and get the hell back home 🙂
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January 28, 2017 at 6:58 pm
>no gringos
> 😦
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January 28, 2017 at 7:11 pm
No, not for this particular model I’m afraid. Our gringo-friendly ladders are a lot more expensive and come complete with a food hamper from Fortnum & Masons in Piccadilly, London. 🙂
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January 28, 2017 at 10:18 pm
but five times as expensive¿!¡
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January 28, 2017 at 11:14 pm
Maybe better sold on the north side of Trump Wall – or even better two ladders – this is too tenuous to the south side – remember that it should be used by americans who have their hands full of flat screens, avocados, tequila bottles and so on – they are 25 percent cheaper at self-service – probably it’s called “orange price”… 😀
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January 29, 2017 at 3:19 pm
👍👍 if Donald Trump was not personally up to his neck in debt to China, they would probably sell him a suitably sized “hunk” of the Great Wall. As it is, Trump will be dancing the mazurka Non-Stop for Russia… I don’t know what kind of dances they do in China but I guess we’ll find out soon enough (my neighbor, Antoine LaBurtiss, says the Chinese do a dance called the “Horizontal Mambo” and that’s why they’re so many of them). I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Vladimir Putin looks like Lord Voldemort and their names both start with the letter “V” and ironically, Lord Voldemort, looks absolutely nothing like the president of Mexico. could you pass this information on to your “Aluminum/tinfoil Hat guy” at The Whitechapel Whelk? It’s the only news outfit I trust.
^^ Buffalo Tom
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January 29, 2017 at 5:33 pm
We call that particular ‘dance’, horizontal jogging, this side of the pond, Tom.
Tinfoil Twat will be kept abreast of this latest development. I think of him as our very own Breitbart News but with less eye-swivelling and drool.
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January 29, 2017 at 8:25 pm
Hahahaha! 👍👍🐚
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