tinfoil-twat

Dear Tinfoil Twat

Now that Mr Obama has left office and Mr Trump is president, will all this bombing of other countries that I’ve read about on the internet stop?

Only yesterday, I read on one of my favourite websites that Mr Obama bombed England just before Christmas, which is why we never hear from Princess Diana these days.

Please set my mind at ease if you can Mr Twat as I’m dreadfully worried and it’s beginning to affect my  porn site-surfing. Even my mum’s noticed and has knitted me another string vest.

Regards

Toby Dell

Whitechapel

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Dear Toby

I’d like to be able to reassure you but I’m afraid the news is not good my  friend.

Mr Obama may have left office but his bombing goes on unabated. For you see, he has bought himself an old B52 bomber with the money he was given by the Jewish people who run the world and now goes out on nightly bombing missions with his wife and bomb-aimer/navigator, Michelle by his side.

Together, they have now bombed every country in the world except The Isle of Wight which is too small for Mrs Obama to spot from her bomb-aiming cockpit.

Luckily, Mr Trump is on to them both and has now banned them from entering America until he finds out what the hell is going on.

I hope this sets your mind at rest Toby

Your friend and confidante

Tinfoil Twat

Tinfoil Twat is not particularly loosely-based on some of the 22 carat dingbats and slack-brained conspiracy cadets we occasionally observe on Facebook and elsewhere. *wibble*

 

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