FFS mum! Not Donald! NOOOOOOOOOO

The Office of Births, Marriages and Deaths in Whitechapel, announced last night that there is only a 1 in 10 billion chance that parents in the borough will name their child, Donald. Roughly the same odds as the advent of The Second Coming or of West Ham United winning The Champion’s League.

According to the registry statistics, the other least favourite names are Adolf, Benito, Rudi, and Psycho-Killerbastard.

For girls, the most unpopular are, Melania, Ivanka, Kellyanne, and Vaginal-Discharge in that order.