Sean Spicer’s Kazoo pictured last night


from our political editor and Stylophonist Of The Year runner-up, Danny SoZ

In a move designed to prevent further illegal leaks of private government business by the security services, the president’s inner circle will now communicate with each other by blowing into a Kazoo.

It is understood that senior White House staff have been fully trained to decipher the sounds made by colleagues as they use the instrument and also how to ‘encrypt’ their own responses effectively when blowing back their replies.

A White House spokesman told reporters last night: “KWAAAAACK KWACK KWACK KWACKITY KWAAAAAAACK!”