International Rescue boffin, Brains, last night confirmed what many people have been thinking when he told a conference of eminent scientists that the world is “in deep shit”
The widely-respected egghead told The International Science Convention: “There can no longer be any doubt that the world is now in very deep shit indeed.
“I knew things were starting to go a bit pear-shaped when the limeys voted to quit the EU. However, now that Trump’s in The White House surrounded by a bunch of psychotic hoods and billionaire chancers, it’s become increasingly clear that the whole damn planet is going to hell in a freaking handcart.
“I’m telling you guys that I haven’t been this worried since the booster rockets on Thunderbird 3 failed and Alan was on a direct course with the sun.
“Basically, we’re all screwed and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Not even Thunderbird 2 containing the pod with The Mole in it can dig us out of this doo doo”
Last night, Captain Troy Tempest out of Stingray, grimly backed up the Thunderbirds man: “Yep” he said “We’re totally fucked alright”
March 2, 2017 at 1:02 pm
We’ll be lucky if this doesn’t end too badly.
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March 2, 2017 at 6:23 pm
It’s at times like this that I wish I was up in Thunderbird 5 with John, mate!
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March 2, 2017 at 2:35 pm
Oh c’mon, it’s not all that bad. As long as Dairy Queen continues to sell chocolate chip Blizzards, we will muddle through. I mean, gosh, remember the dark ages before painless dentistry and loose in the crotch blue jeans?
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March 2, 2017 at 6:26 pm
Don’t mention being ‘loose in the crotch’ mate. It arouses the sports editor π¦
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March 3, 2017 at 12:00 am
…. thereby creating all sorts of amazing opportunities for hedge fund managers, like the brilliant Jared Kushner.
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March 3, 2017 at 7:36 am
I’m afraid I’m unfamiliar with the gentleman. He sounds most frightfully jolly though!
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March 3, 2017 at 8:54 pm
Allow me to introduce you. Jared Kushner – Trump’s son-in-law (married to Ivanka, of the shamefully defuncting fashion line) who met prior to DJT inauguration with the Russian ambassador to the US. Sergey Ivanovich Kislyak. Also, hedge fund manager with most colorful father.
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March 4, 2017 at 4:58 am
Ah, I’m with you now mate. He’s the geezer who had to sit watching his old woman foaming at the fanny during a dinner function with Justin Trudeau. π
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March 3, 2017 at 1:59 am
Could not agree more. I love the Thunderbirds! And I would love to have an island with a secret rocket/plane underneath a sparkling pool β€
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March 3, 2017 at 7:35 am
Are you sure you’ve thought this through, Mid? All that taking off and landing will make a terrible mess of your hydrangeas!
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March 3, 2017 at 11:20 pm
That’s true! Then all the more often my cute, sexy gardener will be needed! Hahaha
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March 4, 2017 at 4:55 am
Take out a 10 year subscription to The Whelk or we’ll make sure your husband gets a copy of that reply. π
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March 5, 2017 at 2:21 pm
I can give a donation to The Whitechapel Whelk Foundation!
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March 5, 2017 at 2:35 pm
Haha! Ok Mid. 5 bucks a year for the next 10. Hell, if you can afford a hunky gardener you can afford to pay us! π
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March 4, 2017 at 3:26 pm
Send in Danger Mouse, Top Cat and Hong Kong Phooey. And if that fails, I’ve got Scooby-Doo and Shaggy on speed dial…
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March 5, 2017 at 8:11 am
Message understood, and thanks!
Hey, did you hear about Brains btw? He’s married the supermodel, Claudia Schiffer. Now she’s Claudia Schiffer-Brains. Absolutely true that!
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March 5, 2017 at 2:13 pm
Wise words from a true Sage. ππ
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