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Fifty Shades author, E.L. James pictured enjoying the trappings of success at a London book signing last night

Personal Asst. – “Mr Grey will see you now”

Dozy Bint – “Oh my!”

Grey – “I’m interested in learning about you”

Dozy Bint – “Oh my!”

Grey – “This is my Playroom”

Dozy Bint – “Oh my!”…OW, YOW, OW, YOW, AIEEEEEEE, GNNNNNNNN, YAROOOOOO!!!

Grey – “Right, I’ll see you next week then. Are you sure you wouldn’t like some ointment for that?”

FIN.

EDITOR’S NOTE: No punctuation, grammar or syntax was correctly applied during the writing of this piece. Trust me I checked.

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