Brains Thunderbirds OR Brains Faggots

This short Q&A will finally give a definitive answer to the age-old question of who is the biggest boffin: Brains from Thunderbirds or a Brain’s faggot in rich gravy.

Here we go then!

Q: What is quantum mechanics?

Brains out of Thunderbirds answered: A branch of physics which is the fundamental theory of nature at small scales and low energies of atoms and subatomic particles

The Brain’s faggot asked for more time.

1-0 to Thunderbirds’ Brains

Q: How far is the sun from Planet Earth

Brains out of Thunderbirds answered: 92,955,807 miles using the theory of astronomical units.

The Brains faggot asked for a calculator

2-0 to Thunderbirds’ Brains

Q: What is the correct name for a meatball made from pork, offal and onions that is often enjoyed with a rich gravy accompaniment

Brains out of Thunderbirds answered: 186,000 miles per second.

The Brain’s faggot said: Is it a faggot?

2-1 to Thunderbirds Brains then and a final answer to the question that has been perplexing mankind since time immemorial.

NEXT WEEK: Who’s the biggest arseole. Sean Spicer out of the White House or a Spicer’s Chip Shop Style Pickled Egg?

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