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Undercrackers! Mr & Mrs Dell pictured after another unsatisfactory romp last night.

 

A 25-year-old Whitechapel woman whose husband is a model for the Deidre’s Photo Casebook, agony column in The Sun newspaper, has taken the paper to court, blaming them for her husband’s insistence on them both wearing their underpants during lovemaking sessions.

Mrs Tracy Dell, a local government worker, blames the newspaper for being the cause of her husband, Toby’s fetish and the reason why the couple are childless, despite their having tried for a baby throughout their 4-year marriage.

Mrs Dell wept repeatedly as she told us: “I can’t go on like this. I feel as if I’ve reached the end of my tether.

“Before we were married and he got the job with The Sun we had a perfectly normal loving relationship.

“Then, he began coming home after a Dear Deidre photo shoot insisting that we wear our underwear in bed during lovemaking.

“He always wanted to do it on top of the bedclothes and we were never allowed to move. He would just hover above me with a look of intense pleasure on his face while I had to put one hand on the side of his face and have the one other thrown back on the pillow.

“We would then have to remain motionless for a minute or two before he’d just roll off and go to sleep.

“I’m desperate for a baby but I can’t really see it happening at this rate. I’ve tried explaining to him that we should take our pants off first. I’ve even offered to keep my bra on, but he just won’t listen”

Mrs Dell and her husband entered the court building hand-in-hand yesterday. She was smartly dressed in racy red stockings and suspenders with a matching bra, while he was wearing a pair of buttock-hugging black, Y-Front Jockey briefs.

The case continues…

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