PC-Ted-Stupor

Evening all

Policing a major city like London can be a stressful and often hazardous business, particularly in the current fraught political climate.

Only last weekend, myself and a number of colleagues were ordered to give urgent assistance to a handful of officers who were struggling to control an unruly mob of anti-Donald Trump demonstrators in Trafalgar Square.

As soon as we arrived, I could see that things had turned very nasty; with a number of officers being carried from the scene on stretchers with gaping head wounds and other serious injuries.

Fortunately, I had a half bottle of Tequilla in my tunic pocket and I managed to slip down a side alley and drink until I fell down in a pool of my own piss and sick.

Evening all

PC Ted is the local liaison officer for Whitechapel Neighbourhood Skinful

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