Message To Our Fellow Londoners

London City_3 — Weeping tonight. Determined, united and strong tomorrow

As we face up to another dark day in our great city’s chequered history of attack by murderous terrorists. From the wild-eyed anarchists of the 19th century and the fanatical Republican bombers of the IRA, to today’s murderous Islamic fundamentalists, let us take heart from a recent BBC report that “President Trump has been made aware of developments in London”

How heartening for us to know that the actions of one chuntering lunatic have been brought to the attention of another.

To the perpetrators of this barbarism, I say this. You will never make Londoners walk in fear. What Hitler and others failed to do you will fail to do also.

God damn you all to hell.

The Whitechapel Whelk

The Whitechapel Whelk

We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief

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