White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, has told a press briefing that President Barack Obama, played a type of golf that was detrimental to America during his tenure, whereas, President Trump uses the game to formulate his plans for making America great again.
Trump has come under increasing media pressure and public ridicule for spending weekends playing golf at his luxury retreat in Mar El Lago at the American taxpayer’s expense despite having castigated his predecessor for playing one or two rounds a year during his 8-year tenure at The White House.
“President Obama played golf purely for relaxation and for his own selfish pleasure,” Spicer told the briefing. “President Trump, on the other hand, uses his time on the course to benefit The United States of America.
“Some of his most important policies have been formulated while playing golf. Things like the 30-day destruction of ISIS, the repealing of ObamaCare and the Muslim ban.
“He doesn’t even like golf” Spicer went on. “It’s hell for him out on that course. He only puts himself through it to benefit the American people”
A spokesperson for The Democratic Party responded to Spicer’s comments last night: “Say what?” he exclaimed, holding his sides and dabbing at his eyes.
March 29, 2017 at 6:56 am
I’ll bet Theresa May plays tiddlywinks for the benefit of Brexit.
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March 29, 2017 at 8:39 am
While she expects the rest of us to play Russian Roulette 😦
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March 29, 2017 at 8:42 am
The Russians are the least of our worries.
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March 29, 2017 at 10:12 am
Obama was such a renegade.
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March 29, 2017 at 2:57 pm
He had to buy a new pair of golf shoes the other day. Why? Because he had a hole in one *slowly lowers head*
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March 29, 2017 at 9:29 pm
Oh dear, and so you should.
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March 29, 2017 at 6:44 pm
Maybe he should take up duck hunting. I hear Dick Cheney has a place in Texas.
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March 30, 2017 at 3:03 am
I’m actually quite fond of ducks. I like their big ole yeller feet and the way they look at you from the side of their heads.
But that’s not important right now, Dan.
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March 30, 2017 at 1:24 pm
Reblogged this on Lyrical Sixties and commented:
Dear children, this is why The Big School Headmaster D Humptytrumpty plays golf – it’s solely for the benefit of all pupils
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