
from our war and mincing trolley dolly correspondent, Danny SoZ
White House spokesman, Sean Spicer, drew gasps from newsmen at a press briefing last night as he dropped the bombshell that crack, so-called death squads, of United Airlines cabin crew may be deployed in Syria to wreak havoc in ISIS-held strongholds and to degrade Syrian dictator, Bashar al-Assad’s air strike capability where necessary.
“We realise that this move may be seen as excessive by some in the international community”, Spicer said, “But the president feels that it’s time to take the gloves off when dealing with some of these bad guys.
“Maybe if United Airlines had been around during World War II, Hitler could have been defeated a whole lot sooner. He wasn’t such a bad guy by the way”
Great Britain, last night came out in wholehearted support of the move.
Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, told The House of Commons in a late night emergency sitting: “We stand shoulder to shoulder with our American allies, and if called upon, we won’t hesitate to send in detachments of surly Easyjet check-in staff to provide additional firepower and brow-beating bully boy tactics if needed”
April 12, 2017 at 7:04 am
Hope they can get that NK guy Kimgapnukegook tossed off the plane at 50,000 altitude.
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April 12, 2017 at 12:00 pm
There’s nothing worse than getting tossed off is there?
Oh, ‘ang on though!
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April 12, 2017 at 9:31 am
Let’s hope they get things sorted without having to apologise.
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April 12, 2017 at 11:59 am
Did you see Spicer’s apology after his Hitler gaff?
Blimey, it must have taken him about 20 minutes and he STILL didn’t sound convincing! 😀
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April 12, 2017 at 12:00 pm
Nothing is gained when you make a messy apology.
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April 12, 2017 at 12:56 pm
Judging by the condition of my luggage, United practices bombing runs on every landing. Spicer’s apology should have just been: “well, that was effing stupid of me…sorry”
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April 12, 2017 at 4:39 pm
I think folks would have respected him a lot more if he had, Dan. 🙂
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April 12, 2017 at 2:46 pm
Perhaps Mr. Assad could be “re-accommodated”.
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April 12, 2017 at 4:40 pm
If that’s a euphemism for ‘hung up by his heels from a lamp post’ then bring it on baby! 😀
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April 12, 2017 at 4:37 pm
I’m afraid you said, “crack”, Touch. How many more times do I have to point it out to you that this is a family blog for family people?
Any chance of a signed picture of your tits? Deadly serious question!
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