A 42-year-old Whitechapel man, who routinely insults women online whose bodies don’t meet his exacting standards, has told The Whelk that he’s mighty glad that none of his victims, nor indeed, any women whatsoever, are ever likely to see his extremely unimpressive and unsightly genitalia.
Toby Dell, unemployed, told us: “There’s nothing I find more satisfying than body shaming women online.
“I find Facebook is best for this as you can have a look at their profile page and pore over their photos until you find one who’s a bit overweight or who has skinny legs or really small tits, that sort of thing.
“I then use one of my troll accounts to give them a hard time over it. It’s great fun and makes me feel really empowered and good about myself.
“I’m just grateful that I’m extremely unattractive and unlikely to ever get a girlfriend, as I’m pretty certain my tiny gnarled cock and unsightly shrivelled ball bag would come in for a fair amount of hammer, to be honest.”
Mr Dell is one of a growing number of men who criticise women’s bodies, either online or in public when standing in groups outside pubs.
Research has shown, that like Mr Dell, they are statistically likely to be single, in extremely poor shape physically, with a face not even a mother could love, and a laughably small penis.
April 22, 2017 at 4:45 am
Ah, no ‘fake news’ here.
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April 22, 2017 at 4:47 am
Indeed not, Peggy. These heroes actually do exist, sadly π
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April 22, 2017 at 7:42 am
And I was just going to have breakfast….
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April 22, 2017 at 8:15 am
I know. It puts you right off your kidneys and chipolatas don’t it? π¦
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April 22, 2017 at 3:26 pm
Hahahahaha! Toby sounds like a member of the Facebook Team! I just read an article about Facebook which contains the following; “Facebook users tend to be conservative and extremely concerned about their online privacy, while Facebook gathers and distributes more personal and private information about its users than any other social media platform.” I guess the lesson here is; Successful relationships are built on deceit and treachery. ππ
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April 23, 2017 at 3:34 am
Like the one between the Trump voters and his administration you mean? π
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April 23, 2017 at 2:03 pm
Hahahahaha! Yes! Those Facebook conservatives are extremely concerned about their own privacy and yet they have their noses all up in everybody else’s business. It’s the conservative/Republican way!
Today’s election, in France, seems like deja vu. As you said, a while back, these billionaire fascists seem to be influencing everywhere.
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April 23, 2017 at 3:12 pm
It’s worrying times on the continent at the moment Tom. You don’t know how lucky you are having a stable, humanitarian snowflake in charge mate π¦
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April 23, 2017 at 3:29 pm
LOL! Check out this video from the Young Turks (TYT) I’ve been following these guys for a long time.
… and just as Jenk says; “Hear me now, quote me later.” Trump would love for everyone to believe that these guys are fake news because they have been nailing his rear end to the wall. πππ
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April 22, 2017 at 4:34 pm
Apparently no mirror in his home!
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April 23, 2017 at 3:35 am
Probably just as well all things considered π
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