Embattled Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, last night told reporters, that should United States president, Donald Trump, attempt to manhandle him at a summit conference in the manner that he shoved aside the prime minister of Montenegro, Dusko Markovic, at the G7 summit last week, Corbyn wouldn’t hesitate to retaliate using physical violence.
Corbyn, who has recently come under fire for what are perceived as his pacifist views and his willingness to negotiate with terrorist groups like Islamic State, was clearly fired-up when he told journalists: “Listen, if Trump wants to get physical then I’m ready for him. I’m in good shape due to all the bike riding and I’m convinced I could take him without too much trouble.
“He’s a big man but he’s out of condition. If he tries any rough stuff at a summit conference, or anywhere else for that matter, I’ll break his face, no question”
Corbyn’s outburst comes just a week after prime minister, Theresa May, told a press briefing at No 10, that if EU president, Donald Tusk, refuses to agree to give Britain a decent deal over Brexit in forthcoming negotiations, she wouldn’t hesitate to “clean his clock for him in a one-to-one straightener on the cobbles”
May 30, 2017 at 12:22 pm
Let the games begin !
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May 30, 2017 at 12:23 pm
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Oops, sorry, got transported back to the playground there for a moment…
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May 30, 2017 at 4:40 pm
Easily done…particularly in the run-up to an election ๐
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May 30, 2017 at 12:46 pm
Look at him, all butch and manly! Rawr!
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May 30, 2017 at 4:41 pm
He makes that Jason McMamoahey look like a 7-stone weakling, eh princess? ๐
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May 30, 2017 at 4:46 pm
You’re mixing my men up there, Mr Whelk and deliberately so if I know you. ๐
Jason Momoa and Matthew McConaughey aren’t a patch on you and you know it but that Jezza…*fans self* x
Can I still swoon a bit over Jason & Matt?
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May 30, 2017 at 4:58 pm
Seeing as you summed up the relative attractiveness of myself and those two saps so accurately…swoon away, sweet lips ๐
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May 30, 2017 at 5:00 pm
*Diggle diggle diggle*
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May 30, 2017 at 5:09 pm
OI! ๐
PS. It’s ‘diddle iddle iddle’ ๐
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May 30, 2017 at 2:20 pm
Any way I can egg this on?
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May 30, 2017 at 4:42 pm
You’re after the Pay-Per-View franchise, aren’t you? ๐
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May 30, 2017 at 6:20 pm
I wish someone would manhandle Trump – preferably off the chuffin’ planet! He’s an absolute OIK! Although that’s actually doing OIKs a disservice lol!
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May 30, 2017 at 6:26 pm
Sean Spicer has been informed of your comments and will be making a complete ocean-going twat of himself when he addresses them in due course ๐
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May 31, 2017 at 3:54 am
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau has done some rounds in the boxing ring for charity, but he’s being insufferably diplomatic toward Trump, for economic reasons (US is our biggest ‘customer’). Still, if they ever exchange punches, my money’s on Justin.
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May 31, 2017 at 5:11 am
Ha! Ours too Audrey.
In actual fact, if JT had a 9-year-old daughter, our dough would be on her too! ๐
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June 16, 2017 at 7:15 pm
Well, finally. Why didn’t somebody think of this before? Too obvious?
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June 17, 2017 at 6:44 am
You’re a cruel and oft violent woman, Ellen…but scrupulously fair! ๐
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June 17, 2017 at 8:06 am
I’m pretty sure I’ve been called worse, but I need to give it some thought before i can be sure.
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June 17, 2017 at 8:24 am
Oh, I’ve DEFINITELY been called worse, Ellen. Absolutely no thought neccessary ๐
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June 17, 2017 at 8:27 am
Okay, I admit, I have too. More than once.
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