According to the organisers of a fundraising striptease due to be performed by Shadow Home Secretary, Diane Abbott, ticket sales have been “on the slow side”
The roly-poly left-winger is putting on the show to raise money for injured victims of the terror attack on London Bridge and Borough Market last Saturday evening.
A spokesperson for #TitsAgainstTerror told us: “Sales have been on the slow side, but we put that down to lots of people being away on holiday and also the flagging economy brought about by disastrous Tory fiscal policies”
Miss Abbott, who describes herself as “curvy and voluptuous” will perform the striptease on London Bridge on Saturday evening at 20.00
Structural engineers have already begun installing steel piles on the underside of the bridge to take her weight when she ends her routine by crashing to the pavement doing the splits.