According to the organisers of a fundraising striptease due to be performed by Shadow Home Secretary, Diane Abbott, ticket sales have been “on the slow side”
The roly-poly left-winger is putting on the show to raise money for injured victims of the terror attack on London Bridge and Borough Market last Saturday evening.
A spokesperson for #TitsAgainstTerror told us: “Sales have been on the slow side, but we put that down to lots of people being away on holiday and also the flagging economy brought about by disastrous Tory fiscal policies”
Miss Abbott, who describes herself as “curvy and voluptuous” will perform the striptease on London Bridge on Saturday evening at 20.00
Structural engineers have already begun installing steel piles on the underside of the bridge to take her weight when she ends her routine by crashing to the pavement doing the splits.
June 7, 2017 at 7:06 am
I just threw up a bit in my mouth.
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June 7, 2017 at 7:30 am
Yes, as grim imagery goes it’s right up there with Jeremy Corbyn and Donald Trump participating in a shrivelled scrotum competition. 😀
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June 7, 2017 at 7:34 am
Thanks, I now have horrific mental images to haunt me all day. The gin is getting opened early today, I tell you. 😉
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June 7, 2017 at 8:34 am
The Jelly jingles at the front; slap some peanut butter on the back side and donations will pour in from America; they’ll go wild when she strips the crusts nice and slow. Dang, I need a private moment now. Excuse me..
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June 7, 2017 at 2:47 pm
Who’s gonna pay for that amount of jelly and peanut butter?
This country’s in enough debt as it is!
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June 7, 2017 at 3:48 pm
Stevie Wonder & The Soul Train Dancers.
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June 7, 2017 at 3:52 pm
Nice bloke is Stevie. Pretty average darts player mind!
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June 7, 2017 at 12:54 pm
I need to go watch some cute videos…
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June 7, 2017 at 2:48 pm
“Videos”?
You’re showin’ your age there, old-timer 😉
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June 7, 2017 at 7:00 pm
I didn’t say “newsreels”
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