from our SOCK! POW! BIFFO! editor, Danny SoZ
The Whitechapel Whelk can exclusively reveal that the largest concentration of complete twats ever gathered together within a small area has been recorded at Whitechapel British Legion Club, where 52 total pillocks gathered last weekend to wax lyrical over publications that they should have grown out of when they were 12.
The East London Comic Con, attracted blithering idiots and intellectually-stunted mummy’s boys from right across the capital, many of whom were dressed as their favourite comic book characters, making them look even more like utter spacks than they actually are, if that were at all possible.
We took our findings to the National Geographic Society who confirmed that this was indeed the largest concentration of girlfriend-free, ocean-going dweebs and dingbats ever gathered together in one area, narrowly pipping a meeting of The Surrey & District Young Conservatives in a church hall in Reigate in 1965.
June 21, 2017 at 5:37 am
And how is it that Danny happened to be there? Just asking!
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June 21, 2017 at 5:43 am
Intrepid reporters like him often have to go where others fear to tread, Peggy. He went to a Michael Buble concert once you know! 😦
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June 21, 2017 at 12:53 pm
Hahahahahaha. You’ve tickled me with this sir, thank you.
– Esme swinging her cape dramatically upon the Cloud
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June 21, 2017 at 12:59 pm
You’re welcome, Esme. It was inspired by an idiot I spotted on FB t’other day. The place is full of ’em you know 😀
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June 21, 2017 at 2:27 pm
It is a small comfort, knowing that they’re on your side of the pond.
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June 21, 2017 at 3:04 pm
Schadenfreudeist!
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June 21, 2017 at 4:48 pm
For ever and a day, Touch 😉 x
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