It’s not WHAT you know, my friends…
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief
June 23, 2017 at 10:11 am
Someone give him some crayons so he can colour it in.
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June 23, 2017 at 12:43 pm
Steady on Peggy! Let’s not ask him to run before he can walks. Baby steps, my dear. Baby steps π
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June 23, 2017 at 11:10 am
so good
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June 23, 2017 at 12:40 pm
Hey, that’s how The Donald described our editorial policy on Twitter the other day.
Oh no, sorry. He actually said: “So sad!” π
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June 23, 2017 at 4:26 pm
He can read?
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June 23, 2017 at 6:15 pm
Up to a point. He can manage The Whelk, but only because it’s aimed at the under-5s π
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June 23, 2017 at 5:37 pm
Clearly, he’s after en endorsement. I hope Toby Dell is prepared to commit.
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June 23, 2017 at 6:17 pm
He’s ready to commit alright, Dan. He’s ready to commit suicide! π
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June 24, 2017 at 4:17 am
Remarkably well written for D. Trump!
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June 24, 2017 at 7:19 am
It was his opus magnum, Eths.
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June 28, 2017 at 4:20 pm
Haha! I’m not sure that’s really in your favour, though… π
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June 28, 2017 at 6:14 pm
I think you’re right. Our Mexican readership has dropped alarmingly π¦
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