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Little Red Roaster. Corbyn wows the Glastonbury faithful before getting stuck into the groupies

 

A spokesman for the Conservative Party last night told reporters that opposition leader, Jeremy Corbyn, engaged in a wild, drug-fuelled backstage sex romp with a number of groupies following his hugely successful appearance at the Glastonbury festival on Saturday night.

Speaking from Conservative Party headquarters in Surrey, he told assembled media, “We have it on very good authority that Mr Corbyn cavorted naked with around a dozen young women at the Glastonbury Festival and was also seen to be sniffing a white substance through a rolled-up banknote shortly after leaving the stage.

“We have also been led to believe that the Shadow Home Secretary, Diane Abbott, and the Shadow Chancellor, John McDonnell, pleasured themselves as they looked on.

“The Conservative Party wholly condemns this sort of behaviour in public and believes it should be restricted to licenced gentleman’s clubs in and around Mayfair, and, on occasion, The House of Lords toilets”

If these allegations prove to be true, it will be only the 2nd time a British political party leader has been involved in a sex scandal.

In 1982, there were lurid revelations that the then PM, Margaret Thatcher, had sex with the entire brass section of The Band of The Coldstream Guards on the night that Port Stanley fell to British forces during The Falklands War.

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