The Whelk’s Wonderful Worldwide World of Movies With Pretty Judgemental Titles

The Whelk’s Wonderful Worldwide World of Movies With Pretty Judgemental Titles

THIS WEEK: The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward, Robert Ford

jesse — Jesse pictured in happier times before he was shot in the back by a total scumbag.

NEXT WEEK: The Killing Of Abe Lincoln By The Fat-Arsed, Ugly Bastard, John Wilkes Booth

The Whitechapel Whelk

We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief

June 30, 2017

Danny Soz, humor, humour, Jesse James, movies, The Whitechapel Whelk

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Dan Antion
June 30, 2017 at 4:54 pm

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Searching Netflix…

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- The Whitechapel Whelk
  June 30, 2017 at 6:31 pm
  
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  I cant afford Netflix, Dan. I’m still using a Betamax VCR. *lights pipe and winds spilled tape back onto reel with pencil*
  
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eths
July 1, 2017 at 5:04 am

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Let’s hear it for women (pregnant)!

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- The Whitechapel Whelk
  July 1, 2017 at 6:16 am
  
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  POWER TO THE PELVIC ARCH!!!!!
  
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