A 47-year-old Whitechapel man was in police custody last night after he attacked passengers on a train that had overtaken his own on the approach to London Bridge station yesterday.
According to a police spokesman, Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer, became enraged when the 8.30 Oxted to London Bridge train pulled up alongside his own as they were held at a red signal and then pulled away marginally quicker before arriving at Platform 14, seconds before Mr Dell got to Platform 10
Dell then allegedly raced over to the other train and began attacking the passengers as they got off, accusing them of ‘liberty-taking’ and ‘trying to burn him off at the lights’
Two passengers received minor facial injuries and one was pushed to the ground before Dell finally calmed down after a young woman told him to ‘just leave it’ and that ‘they weren’t worth it’
October 10, 2017 at 5:19 am
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October 10, 2017 at 8:12 am
I’m with Toby on this one. They’re taking the piss.
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October 10, 2017 at 8:36 am
They clearly had ideas above their station.
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October 12, 2017 at 6:53 am
Ha 🙂
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October 10, 2017 at 10:10 am
Platform 10? I’d be upset, too.
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October 10, 2017 at 1:26 pm
It’s actually my favourite platform. My ex-wife fell in front of the 22.30 to Peckham Rye from Platform 10. Every year I go back to lay a wreath of thanks.
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October 10, 2017 at 5:11 pm
Ha! Whereas 10 was where my ex-wife and I left for our honeymoon.
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October 11, 2017 at 2:59 am
My 1st wife and I went to Brighton for our honeymoon. I saw the writing on the wall when she refused to put out, “until we get to know each other a little better”
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October 10, 2017 at 1:43 pm
It’s surprising how many Whitechapel residents have careers to do with forklifts
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October 10, 2017 at 2:55 pm
It’s all the gold bullion heists mate. It’s in our DNA.
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October 10, 2017 at 2:02 pm
Dell sure ain’t no Billy the Kid.
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October 10, 2017 at 2:57 pm
He sees himself as more of a Pat Garret I think mate. Treacherous bastard 🙂
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October 11, 2017 at 1:52 am
Sounds like this could be me one of these days 😉
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October 11, 2017 at 2:46 am
Are you the violent type then, Mid? We shall have to treat you with a greater degree of kindness and respect in future!
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October 11, 2017 at 2:55 am
You should! 😋 I have to be careful what I say here (looking around) sssshhhh someone might be reading this and get this as evidence! 😝
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November 19, 2017 at 5:54 am
You crack me up. You’re so socially unacceptable.
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November 19, 2017 at 7:32 am
Take that back! I’ve been tossed out of some of the seediest clubs that The Isle of Dogs has to offer! Why I outta…!
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