BBC bosses announced last night that recent calls for partially penetrative sex to be permitted on Strictly Come Dancing will be given the green light in the run-up to the final in December
In a brief statement issued last night, the Beeb said: “Male contestants will be allowed to have sex with their female partners during performances as long as they don’t push their cocks right in.
“Any couples who flout this directive and start going at it full pelt will be deducted points and will be automatically consigned to the dance-off”
The controversial decision comes just 2 weeks after BBC bosses agreed to allow female newsreaders to be back- scuttled over the desk by weathermen during the 6 o’clock bulletins on weeknights.
November 26, 2017 at 3:44 am
You’re rude you are!
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November 26, 2017 at 3:45 am
What the fuck are you still doing up? I sent you to bed with your aunty hours ago!
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November 26, 2017 at 3:46 am
She keeps snoring and waking me up
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November 26, 2017 at 3:46 am
Well boot her up the arse then. It always works for me.
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November 26, 2017 at 3:47 am
Righto
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November 26, 2017 at 3:47 am
Dozy little twat! π¦
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November 26, 2017 at 4:03 am
I ‘eard that!
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November 26, 2017 at 4:03 am
BED!
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November 26, 2017 at 4:04 am
Can I have a drink of wa…
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November 26, 2017 at 4:04 am
BED!
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November 26, 2017 at 4:05 am
Fucker!
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November 26, 2017 at 4:05 am
I ‘eard that!
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November 26, 2017 at 4:08 pm
I thought this was a family blog! π
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November 26, 2017 at 4:51 pm
It is! The Addams Family. π
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November 26, 2017 at 10:34 pm
Just checking. Are you two in the dance-off?
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November 27, 2017 at 4:57 am
Contrary to the rumours put out by the chattering classes, Danny Soz and I are just good friends, Peggy.
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November 27, 2017 at 4:57 am
…ish.
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November 27, 2017 at 11:55 am
I notice you mentioned sex. HURHARHUR-HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! (And scuttling!) π π π
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November 27, 2017 at 4:53 pm
You’re like a pawing, sweating, rutting beast of the field, Jifster. A credit to your species in fact.
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November 27, 2017 at 7:57 pm
Thangoo veramuch.. π
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November 27, 2017 at 11:56 am
Sorry, I don’t know what came over me… π π π !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 27, 2017 at 4:54 pm
If you actually have a room, I strongly suggest you go to it…with no mucky books!!!!!!
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November 27, 2017 at 7:58 pm
I have a hole… into which I may SCUTTLE!!! π π π
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