Pop icon, Olly Murs, has told The Whelk that he uses 12 cans of shaving foam every morning and gets through over 20 disposable razors during a single shave of his big face.
The Dance With Me star told The Whelk’s showbiz editor, Sofia Dee: “Having a gigantic face is great most of the time but there are some drawbacks, like shaving in the morning.
“I routinely get through about a dozen cans of Gillette Foamy and countless razor blades. It’s time-consuming too. Quite often, I’ll finish shaving and rinse off the remnants of foam only to find that my moustache has grown back while I was doing the bits under my huge chin and I have to start again.
“I’ve tried growing a beard but a number of wild animals moved into it, mistaking my massive face for the Amazonian jungle.
“On the bright side, Brut aftershave have given me a 20 quid voucher as a thank you for using 2 imperial pints of their product every morning”
Murs is currently in California where 500 temporary homes have been built on his gargantuan face to provide shelter for victims of the recent devastating mudslides.
January 13, 2018 at 3:32 pm
Do you remember the one we did where Olly’s face was used to stabilise the foundations of The Leaning Tower of Pisa? That was a good one that was. Not like this 5 star crap. Who wrote this dross?
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January 13, 2018 at 3:33 pm
You’re still bitter about not being allowed to watch Bonanza aren’t you?
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January 13, 2018 at 3:34 pm
Might be.
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January 13, 2018 at 3:34 pm
Pathetic.
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January 13, 2018 at 4:04 pm
I like this one more than anything you’ve ever written but that’s probably down to being paid….you are going to pay me, right?
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January 13, 2018 at 4:29 pm
Would you like money or fair words? Only I’m a bit short of the folding this week. Can’t I just compliment your arse or something?
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January 13, 2018 at 4:35 pm
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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