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Boo Boo pictured in jubilant mood last night after being told of her inclusion in The Dead Sea Scrolls

 

One of the last remaining obscure parts of the Dead Sea Scrolls has finally been deciphered by researchers in Israel.

Along with descriptions of a number of ancient seasonal rites, the scroll reveals that scribes in the 4th century BC prophesied the coming of American TV sensation Honey Boo Boo to our screens.

Israeli scholars at Haifa University painstakingly put together over 600 tiny fragments in order to finally decipher the ancient script.

Team leader, Professor Tobias Dellstein, told newsmen last night: “The final scroll contains details of seasonal celebrations performed by ancient Hebrew tribes and also accurately forecasts the appearance of Honey Boo Boo and her family on American TV shortly after the turn of the 21st century.”

Last year, Egyptologists at Cairo University revealed that hieroglyphics inside the sarcophagus of Tutankhamen contained warnings of the birth of Donald Trump and foretold the untimely death of Grizzly Adams in 2016.