An East London man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after he reported finding a twelfth dead body in a week while out walking his dog
Toby Dell, 35, an unmarried forklift truck driver from Whitechapel was yesterday remanded in custody at Horseferry Road magistrates court and will appear at The Old Bailey in December.
Dell, described by neighbours as a bit of a loner, reported finding found his 12th mutilated corpse in a week while walking his dog in Victoria Park in Bow at 3.00 am on Monday.
Police became suspicious when they noticed that his clothes and hands were bloodstained and that he had a meat cleaver stuffed into his waistband.
A police spokesman told a press conference: “We began to harbour suspicions after he reported finding 3 bodies in 24 hours while walking his dog on Hackney Marshes on July 20th, and, to be fair, we did take him in for questioning after he found his 10th body a few days later, but we released him without charge when he told us he was a Jehovah’s Witness and a Freemason.
“It was the bloodstained clothing, the concealed weapon, and the fact that he kept laughing maniacally when the duty sergeant was taking a statement that led to his subsequent arrest and charge.”
Specially trained officers and a forensic team are now searching Dell’s home in Vallance Road where they are also digging up his back garden assisted by his dog.
August 5, 2018 at 5:37 am
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August 5, 2018 at 5:38 am
That dog knows right from wrong. You can tell by looking at his face.
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August 5, 2018 at 5:40 am
He’s a border collie. Mr Trump’s favourite breed apparently
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August 5, 2018 at 5:47 am
Any self-respecting dog would bite that guy!
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August 5, 2018 at 5:52 am
If they incarcerate Dell, who’s going to find the 13th body?
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August 5, 2018 at 7:12 am
Ah, in that instance, it will almost certainly be a young couple out for a romantic stroll
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August 5, 2018 at 8:12 am
“But we released him without charge when he told us he was a Jehovahās Witness and a Freemason.” Hahaha!
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August 5, 2018 at 8:25 am
True dat.
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August 5, 2018 at 11:36 am
I must say your police are on top of things: no fooling them, eh?
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August 5, 2018 at 1:16 pm
Every last man-jack a latter-day Sherlock Holmes, mate.
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August 5, 2018 at 3:45 pm
Where is PC Ted Stupor in this investigation?
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August 6, 2018 at 7:02 am
He’s asked to be assigned to taking care of the drunk tank. He probably wants to pick up a few tips
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August 6, 2018 at 5:40 pm
HAH!
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August 10, 2018 at 4:50 pm
Strange fellow for sure. Probably only man in history J Wit and Mason.
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