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Nailing it. Corbyn pictured yesterday with old comrade and Shadow Chancellor, John McDonnell


Under-fire Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has crucified himself in Whitechapel’s, Commercial Road, in a bid to allay suspicions that he harbours anti-semitic opinions.

Corbyn, who had managed to nail himself to a large cross in front of The Lord High Admiral pub, was finally lowered to the ground this morning by commuters on their way to work.

He was then taken to the Kensington and Chelsea hospital where he is being treated for wounds to his hands and feet and dehydration.

Labour Party deputy leader, Tom Watson, told newsmen earlier: “If this doesn’t prove that Jeremy hasn’t got it in for the Jews then I don’t know what will.

“I spoke to him this morning and the only thing he’s annoyed about is the fact that he forgot to plunge the spear into his side before he nailed himself up.”

This latest incident comes just 2 weeks after Theresa May put on blackface and performed ‘Old Man River’ in a local production of Showboat to prove she’s got nothing against African immigrants.