A Whitechapel mother has told The Whelk that her 3-year-old daughter embarked on a killing spree that left 27 schoolchildren dead just 2 years after having been administered a vaccine to ward off measles
Tracy Dell, 22, told us: “It was just a day like any other. I parked my car at the top of a steep hill and left my 3-year-old daughter in the passenger seat while I went into a tobacconist to get some smokes and a Lucky Dip ticket.
“While I was in there, the kid must have released the handbrake causing the car to roll down the hill into a queue of schoolkids waiting for a bus.
“The next day, I did some internet research into kids who kill and it soon became obvious that the measles jab was wholly to blame.
“Apparently, vaccination causes all sorts of brain disorders, including, murderous psychosis
“I rue the day I took her for her shot, to be honest.
“In future, she can take her chances with killer diseases and the same goes for any other sprogs I have in the future.”
Mrs Dell asked that her fee for this interview be awarded to, ImbecilesAgainstImmunisation.com
August 27, 2018 at 12:32 pm
What a cautionary tale! Those folk at imbecilesagainstimmunisation.com do such great work.
(PS. Have you seen the truly excellent Penn and Teller youtube clip on vaccinations? Nails it).
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August 27, 2018 at 12:37 pm
I can’t say that I have tbh. I’ll check it out. These nutjobs are a menace. Zealots and fucknuts who buy the cyber snake oil and rub it well in.
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August 27, 2018 at 12:38 pm
Indeed. Talking of which, I reckon the Whelk needs to address the flat earth movement too.
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August 27, 2018 at 12:45 pm
Just watched it. Excellent. I doubt it will make any headway with these idiots mind. They’re like Trump supporters and alt-right halfwits. Determined to believe anything that ain’t the truth. Flat earthists will have to wait. I have creationist ass to kick first.
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August 27, 2018 at 12:45 pm
LOL. Go for it mate. Give ’em, er, Hell!
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August 27, 2018 at 4:29 pm
“Those anti-vax’rs are nuts,” I tell the clerk as I plop down another $9 for a pack of Marlboro’s.
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August 29, 2018 at 3:36 am
At least you’re only killing yourself. These chumps are hellbent on wiping out the entire planet! 😀
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