alternate facts

PUBLISHER’S NOTE: The Little Golden Book of Alternate Facts has outsold every other book that has ever been published. It’s been tremendous. If I told how tremendous you wouldn’t believe me.

More people have bought this book than showed up to my inauguration which broke all records for inaugurations, especially Obama’s, where only his family could be bothered to turn up. SAD.

A slice of the proceeds from the sale of this book will go to the fund: Justice for Paul Manafort (who’s a tremendous man by the way) after I’ve taken my cut. I just want to wet my beak

Enjoy your read (or, if you’re like me, looking at the pictures)

President Donald

Mar A Lago