PUBLISHER’S NOTE: The Little Golden Book of Alternate Facts has outsold every other book that has ever been published. It’s been tremendous. If I told how tremendous you wouldn’t believe me.
More people have bought this book than showed up to my inauguration which broke all records for inaugurations, especially Obama’s, where only his family could be bothered to turn up. SAD.
A slice of the proceeds from the sale of this book will go to the fund: Justice for Paul Manafort (who’s a tremendous man by the way) after I’ve taken my cut. I just want to wet my beak
Enjoy your read (or, if you’re like me, looking at the pictures)
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
Trump? Is he the balloon chappy who grabs ladies by their lower bodily particles? Strange sort of cove. Not the sort you’d invite round to dinner, I would have thought
August 29, 2018 at 4:27 am
I’m glad that Trump is making books great again, but I don’t see his picture with the words “human being” beneath it.
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August 29, 2018 at 7:35 am
Yes, too much of a leap of imagination.
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August 29, 2018 at 8:13 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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August 29, 2018 at 8:16 am
Trump? Is he the balloon chappy who grabs ladies by their lower bodily particles? Strange sort of cove. Not the sort you’d invite round to dinner, I would have thought
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August 29, 2018 at 8:22 am
The very same. Now go to your room
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August 29, 2018 at 8:22 am
Righty ho ho!
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August 29, 2018 at 2:46 pm
I am extremely impress that he can read! Love the pix captions! 😀
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August 29, 2018 at 2:47 pm
oops that should be “impressed”. I was momentarily dazzled by the pictures.
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August 30, 2018 at 5:47 am
I thought you were just getting down with the whole, Trump half-witted, ethos 😀
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August 30, 2018 at 12:31 am
That’s an amazing cat.
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August 30, 2018 at 5:48 am
You grabba da pussy I breaka you face.
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August 31, 2018 at 12:08 am
I had a pair of socks like that. My grandmother, a promising welter weight, knitted them.
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