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If you’ve unearthed human remains in your back garden or on your allotment, the chances are that the previous occupants were murderers.

However, on the off-chance that they are the remains of a caveman or similar, contact, The British Museum in London, or email: DemDryBones@hotmail.com for the chance of a few quid plus an opportunity to appear in the local newspaper, holding your find and looking like a complete twat