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The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief
The Whitechapel Whelk 
December 20, 2018 at 4:45 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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December 20, 2018 at 4:46 am
More fake news from the failing Whitechapel Whelk losers
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December 20, 2018 at 4:47 am
Go to your room, Danny
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December 20, 2018 at 4:48 am
Can I watch Bonanza up there?
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December 20, 2018 at 4:48 am
Oooh I don’t think so, do you?
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December 20, 2018 at 4:49 am
Fuck
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December 20, 2018 at 7:57 am
Bone spurs can be crippling. I believe they affect the brain more than the feet.
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December 20, 2018 at 8:32 am
Judging by the IQ of the world’s most famous sufferer, I can well believe it 😀
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December 20, 2018 at 11:47 pm
Has the Whelk ever commented on the similarity between a certain leader (sic) and an Oompa Loompa?
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December 21, 2018 at 3:40 am
Not in print, but our graphics editor, Sofia, has mentioned it. In fact, she’s always talking about the oompah loompahs. I find it pretty worrying, and if she wasn’t so pretty, I’d fire her like a shot!
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December 21, 2018 at 6:16 am
Stop trying to nick my bird
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December 21, 2018 at 6:18 am
She’s not your bird, mate. In fact, she told me last night during an intimate dinner where we were both naked, that she thinks you’re a complete tool.
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December 21, 2018 at 6:18 am
Fuck
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December 21, 2018 at 12:05 pm
I seriously worry about you. 😀
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December 21, 2018 at 2:34 pm
You’re in love with me, aren’t you? Go on admit it. This thing’s bigger than the both of us!
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December 21, 2018 at 2:45 pm
You’re growing on me. 😉 xxx
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December 22, 2018 at 7:53 am
You make me sound like some kind of fungal infection, sweetheart. Is that any way to treat the firm young superstud you worship?!
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December 22, 2018 at 8:00 am
You know I love you really. X
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December 22, 2018 at 1:08 pm
Yes, that’s because I’m the fittest young superstud in the weld and an absolute legend in the arena of bintdom. I’m also modest to a fault, which is pretty remarkable for a man of my unbelievably high calibre!
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December 21, 2018 at 6:56 am
Well get onto it.
And congratulations on keeping the spirit of 70s sexism alive and well. It’s a dirty job, but…
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