The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
December 25, 2018 at 12:04 pm
Merry Christmas!
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December 25, 2018 at 12:37 pm
Cheers mate. Have a good one!
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December 25, 2018 at 3:28 pm
Happy happy. Drink drink
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December 26, 2018 at 2:23 am
Wise words there mate!
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December 26, 2018 at 1:25 am
May your foibles ferment with festivities!
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December 26, 2018 at 2:23 am
Merry Xmas, Inchy! You owe me money, btw.
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December 26, 2018 at 10:07 am
Grobble dun not. Have noting, un nil mo than elswise. Have a brill un yersen… Clunk!
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