Following the recent publication of a previous SIHOTP gag elsewhere, the editor of the magazine concerned received a number of complaints about poor taste and depravity, with one poor woman wailing that the piece had made her, “sick to my stomach”
So with this in mind, we have redoubled our efforts and will now be turning these out just as fast as we can come up with them.
We will, however, be offering readers a free bottle of Milk of Magnesia in the event of any stomach-related issues which may result. – Ed
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
You say the Milk of Magnesia is free, but you didn’t mention if there’s a charge for shipping and handling. I’m sure that was just an oversight on your part, but one can’t be too careful, what with all the blackguards and scoundrels trying to take advantage of us honest citizens these days.
January 4, 2019 at 5:05 am
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January 4, 2019 at 3:07 pm
Isn’t poor taste and depravity the very cornerstones upon which The Welk was built?
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January 4, 2019 at 3:48 pm
Yes, alright Madge. There’s no need to be bloody hurtful! 😀
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January 4, 2019 at 6:24 pm
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January 4, 2019 at 9:42 pm
You say the Milk of Magnesia is free, but you didn’t mention if there’s a charge for shipping and handling. I’m sure that was just an oversight on your part, but one can’t be too careful, what with all the blackguards and scoundrels trying to take advantage of us honest citizens these days.
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January 5, 2019 at 2:43 am
Keep Her Majesty’s Government out of this. Why I outta…!
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