This spoof front page, my friends, is based on a factual event which took place in this sceptred isle last week and is indicative of the complete shitshow that Brexit has now become.
Sometimes, our work as satirists is made simple by the actions of politicians.
This debacle is a case in point.
Still, we’ve got our country back, my friends!
Now, who ordered the Quatro Formaggio deep crust with pineapple?