Here at Whelk Towers, we often marvel at the fact that there is still a single, solitary American soul left cheerleading for this joker. What more in the way of acts of utter chicanery does he have to commit before people begin to realise that he’s just a mobster with an orange wig, a low IQ, and excellent genes? – Ed
The Whitechapel Whelk 
February 4, 2019 at 3:33 am
We can’t talk, bruv. We’ve got Brexit over here
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February 4, 2019 at 3:35 am
BREMOANER! Don’t you realise we’ve taken back control? We’ve got our country back, mate. We’ve freed ourselves from the iron shackles of the European mob bosses!
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February 4, 2019 at 3:37 am
Righto bruv. Errrrr I don’t suppose you’ve seen Touch around, have yers? Only I was going to ask her if she fancied coming for a pint at the weekend.
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February 4, 2019 at 3:38 am
I tould you to keep away from Touch, you scumbag!
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February 4, 2019 at 3:38 am
Righto. Can I watch Bonanza later?
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February 4, 2019 at 3:39 am
No
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February 4, 2019 at 3:39 am
😦
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February 4, 2019 at 3:41 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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February 4, 2019 at 3:53 am
This post is much too kind to our American Nightmare. But if it makes you feel any better, he was already a “prize asshole” long before reading The Whitechapel Whelk (which is news to us because here, he is not known to read anything).
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February 4, 2019 at 4:03 am
Ha! That brought a smile to my face on this cold and wet, London morning. Thanks, my friend 🙂
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February 4, 2019 at 7:44 am
Seventy-three point three percent of the voters in my county in the center of red country voted for this joker. It’s like walking amongst zombies here, and you either pretend to be one of “them” or waste a lot of time trying to educate the uneducable. I’m in a living hell!
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February 4, 2019 at 8:30 am
I can almost understand them rooting for the chump initially, Weggers. But to STILL be behind him?… Really?? 😦
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February 4, 2019 at 3:29 pm
It is a mystery. Or, perhaps not. Their source of information (“information”) could account for it. There is no point talking with them when you discover they consider Infowars or Breitbart truthful sources of information but question the veracity of two leading US newspapers, the Washington Post and the New York Times.
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February 4, 2019 at 9:46 am
Much as I love your ‘rag.’ that man was an asshole when he wasn’t even thought of….. Do NOT take the sins of the fathers upon your worthy self…. It is way too much for one esteemed Whelk to do x
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February 4, 2019 at 5:24 pm
I shall take comfort from your words and lay the blame for his ‘assholery’ firmly at the door of his ancestors 😀
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February 4, 2019 at 6:41 pm
Alas I believe they were Scots…….
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February 4, 2019 at 3:14 pm
His wife probably read The Whelk to him as it is widely known he doesn’t like to read! The Whelk provides a valuable public service to the civilised world!
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February 4, 2019 at 5:26 pm
Agreed, although I might have to take issue with you about Melania. I doubt she can read either 😀
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February 4, 2019 at 6:02 pm
😀
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