The Whitechapel Whelk would like to point out that we do not endorse the killing and consumption of heads of state of any country,
However, if the American public ever feel inclined to make a few thousand Trump Burgers at some point, then far be it from us to stand in the way of the will of the people – Ed
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
February 12, 2019 at 5:40 am
Only thing is Trump burgers would make you sick.
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February 12, 2019 at 8:08 am
Probably make you turn orange too, Pegleg. 😀
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February 12, 2019 at 10:06 am
Oh dear, it gets worse and worse.
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February 12, 2019 at 11:52 am
Rumor has it The Donald tastes like chicken.
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February 12, 2019 at 3:15 pm
I’ll ask Stormy to confirm.
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February 12, 2019 at 3:22 pm
Gordon Ramsay is definitely the best man for this distasteful job! 😀
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February 13, 2019 at 3:28 am
We found out earlier that he suppoerts Brexit. He has now gone from rock bottpm in our list of favourite people to, ‘subterranean’
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