Following recent press rumours, media personality, Kim Kardashian, has vowed to “kick the Queen’s fucking head in” if she evacuates the capital in the event of civil unrest following a no-deal Brexit.
Speaking to newsmen yesterday, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star, explained.
“If I find out The Queen has abandoned her loyal subjects during post-Brexit riots, you can stand on me that I will find her in her royal bolthole and kick her fucking head in”
This is not the first time the controversial star has threatened a leading British public figure.
In 2018, she told Hello magazine that if TV personality, Piers Morgan didn’t stop being such an irritating twat on his morning show she was going to “knee him right in the Niagras”
February 13, 2019 at 4:03 am
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February 13, 2019 at 4:05 am
Do you reckon, Touch out of A Touch of Cinnamon would like to knee Piers Morgan in the cobblers, mate? I do.
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February 13, 2019 at 4:06 am
If you ever mention Touch’s knees again I’ll serve you up.
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February 13, 2019 at 4:07 am
Blimey, you can’t move round ‘ere!
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February 13, 2019 at 9:50 am
Mr Whelk, you’re my hero! *swoons* x 😀
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February 14, 2019 at 2:54 am
Yes, yes I expect I probably am 😛
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February 13, 2019 at 9:48 am
I’m kinda loathed to touch the man, Mr SoZ. Can’t I let Mr Whelk serve him up instead?
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February 14, 2019 at 2:53 am
It would be an honour and a privilege, sweethert. But, above all, it would be a pleasure 😀
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February 13, 2019 at 11:56 am
I don’t believe that’s the Queen’s head in the photo you are showing. Correct?
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February 14, 2019 at 2:54 am
Well, if it is, they haven’t captured her best side.
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