We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
March 2, 2019 at 3:59 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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March 2, 2019 at 6:31 am
Can’t export them to the colonies any more, darn it!
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March 2, 2019 at 7:05 am
They used to send ’em up chimneys in my day, Audrey. Well, it never did me any harm! *koff…THUD*
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March 3, 2019 at 12:17 am
π
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March 2, 2019 at 9:19 am
It’s them leeches that got to me, you know!
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March 2, 2019 at 9:26 am
I bet you got to them too, Inchy. π
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March 3, 2019 at 5:28 am
Ah, you could be right, Hehe!
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March 2, 2019 at 10:45 am
Let them eat placebos!
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March 2, 2019 at 10:50 am
Blimey, you’ve made me feel peckish now! π
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March 2, 2019 at 10:56 am
Just so long as I can get my way.
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March 3, 2019 at 7:48 am
Spoken like a true member of the opposite species. π
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March 3, 2019 at 9:42 am
It’s beyond comprehension.
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March 2, 2019 at 2:29 pm
And if they need money for medicine, they can come help us build a wall. We’ll be using money originally set aside for something frivolous, like NATO.
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March 3, 2019 at 7:47 am
It’s getting hard to laugh at this shit these days, Dan. We’ll keep on having a crack at it though π
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March 3, 2019 at 11:36 am
Thanks.
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