In a surprise move, the international banking giant, Goldman Sachs, has announced that their recent initiative to introduce a more relaxed dress code is to be extended to allow male employees to have their cocks hanging out during working hours at their offices in London’s Fleet Street.
A spokesman for the company told newsmen: “We feel that this move will allow workers to feel more relaxed and less constrained by a restrictive dress code that currently doesn’t allow cocks to be displayed in the work environment.
“It will also help office managers to identify male staff who have been watching porn during working hours”
The initiative has already been trialled in the firm’s New York offices where it was a huge success resulting in a 4 per cent rise in profits.
The move has met with some opposition, however, with one female executive calling it, ‘a bit unsightly’, while a number of male employees with small penises have expressed concerns about it being made compulsory.
March 16, 2019 at 10:16 am
Is it satire… or brilliant satire? I just cannot tell…
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March 16, 2019 at 11:28 am
It’s anti-establishment insurgency! That’s what it is! And if I find out who’s spreading this sort of…ah.
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March 16, 2019 at 3:24 pm
And applications to work there have risen as well?
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March 17, 2019 at 7:35 am
Not from me they ain’t! 😀
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March 16, 2019 at 4:31 pm
I can’t think of anything worse. Ah no, I’d be sacked in the first week for laughing at them all or for being away from my desk throwing up in the loos. Maybe they could dress them up as their favourite superhero or something?
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March 17, 2019 at 7:37 am
Tell me I’m your favourite superhero and I’ll hold your hair back while you barf xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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March 20, 2019 at 12:31 am
So, I guess this is just a formality!
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March 20, 2019 at 4:41 pm
Yep. I actually walked past Goldman Sachs in Fleet Steet earlier and I must admit I felt slightly queasy as I approached.
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