
The Metropolitan Police have revealed, that in an astonishing coincidence, every person captured in a recent newspaper picture of a small handful of commuters is a cold-blooded killer of some description.
The pic, used by The East London Gazette to accompany a story on train cancellations, has now been seized by the police who are in the process of rounding up all those featured in the photograph and sending them to jail.
A police spokesman told newsmen last night: “To have snapped so many killers all in one place like this was an incredible coincidence and a real lucky break.
“There’s a bloke right at the back who’s killed 5 people including his grandad, so it’s great that he’ll be facing the full force of British justice. In fact, they all will.”
The last time anything of this nature occurred was in 2016, when everybody snapped in a New York Times picture taken at a Donald Trump rally was subsequently found to be a mentally sub-normal racist.
March 19, 2019 at 3:57 am
That is honestly frightening!
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March 19, 2019 at 3:59 am
It certainly would be if it wasn’t invented for a few cheap laffs, I’ll give you that much 🙂
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March 19, 2019 at 4:01 am
Agreed ☺️
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March 19, 2019 at 4:05 am
Have you seen my knitted woolen rabbit? I can’t sleep without, Mr Hoppity.
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March 19, 2019 at 4:06 am
Keep your next door neighbour out of this!
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March 19, 2019 at 4:07 am
Yes boss. Wuff oo, boss xoxoxo
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March 19, 2019 at 4:08 am
Yes, yes you probably do 😦
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March 19, 2019 at 8:49 am
What are the odds?
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March 19, 2019 at 12:33 pm
Pretty long I would say. But that’s enough about Trump’s nose…
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March 19, 2019 at 12:14 pm
But the people in that NY Times photo were all given jobs in the administration.
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March 19, 2019 at 12:34 pm
Nah. Too ‘snowflakey’
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March 20, 2019 at 10:36 am
Where was my Nan going? Shes been dead since 1890
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March 20, 2019 at 4:39 pm
She was fleeing from Westminster Bridge where she’d had an up and a downer on the cobbles with my nan before tossing her body in the drink from where it was later recovered by the river gavvers.
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April 4, 2019 at 5:44 am
Better than being an unwanted killer, I suppose. RE-posted on twitter @trefology
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April 6, 2019 at 6:01 am
Yes, can you imagine the sense of alienation? 😦
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