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Commuters, but how many are killers? Our money’s on the woman on the left in glasses.

The Metropolitan Police have revealed, that in an astonishing coincidence, every person captured in a recent newspaper picture of a small handful of commuters is a cold-blooded killer of some description.

The pic, used by The East London Gazette to accompany a story on train cancellations, has now been seized by the police who are in the process of rounding up all those featured in the photograph and sending them to jail.

A police spokesman told newsmen last night: “To have snapped so many killers all in one place like this was an incredible coincidence and a real lucky break.

“There’s a bloke right at the back who’s killed 5 people including his grandad, so it’s great that he’ll be facing the full force of British justice. In fact, they all will.”

The last time anything of this nature occurred was in 2016, when everybody snapped in a New York Times picture taken at a Donald Trump rally was subsequently found to be a mentally sub-normal racist.