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The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie. All The Best. Danny SoZ. Editor-in-chief
The Whitechapel Whelk 
April 6, 2019 at 8:09 am
Reblogged this on SOZ SATIRE.
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April 6, 2019 at 8:10 am
I think we might have done this one before, boss.
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April 6, 2019 at 8:11 am
Keep it down, you fucknut! These crazy young fools will never realise!
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April 6, 2019 at 8:13 am
Righto! I was thinking of asking, Touch out of, A Touch of Cinnamon, if she fancies a drink later. I reckon I could be in there if I shape up like a toff and don’t come on too strong with the kid.
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April 6, 2019 at 8:14 am
You mention Touch again and I’ll send you home to your mum with your face in a paper bag, you mug.
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April 6, 2019 at 8:14 am
Righto!
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April 6, 2019 at 2:56 pm
Is he pointing to…
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April 7, 2019 at 8:51 am
A brave new socialist dawn? Yes, Yes I expect he probably is.
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