The Whitechapel Whelk
We are a small, but perfectly formed band of satirists and smudge artists. We neither drink nor smoke. Nor indeed, do we use profanity or indulge in the sinful pleasures of the flesh. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get down the pub before closing time for a few pints and half an ounce of Golden Virginia. Hopefully, I'll have enough cash left to visit the local rub 'n' tug shop later for a massage and a rattling good bunk up with a painted floozie.
All The Best.
Danny SoZ.
Editor-in-chief
May 22, 2019 at 5:44 am
Perfect abodes for self-published authors.
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May 22, 2019 at 6:34 am
Ha! Made us all chuckle here at Whelk Towers did that one 😀
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May 23, 2019 at 12:44 am
Glad to bring a giggle to your day!
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May 22, 2019 at 11:31 am
I loved the spellchecker touch! I’m sure it gave up long ago –
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May 23, 2019 at 2:21 am
Not at all. The President has the best spellchecker. Truly! 100 percent the best! It runs like a finely-tooned machine!
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May 22, 2019 at 2:43 pm
They also had to add a digit to the lie-counting billboard outside of Washington, DC. Now it has as many digits as the national debt register.
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May 23, 2019 at 2:22 am
He’s quite a guy isn’t he? When I say, ‘guy’, I mean, asshole.
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May 22, 2019 at 4:14 pm
Perfect for starving artists as well!
I think one must be able to read in order to spell. 😀
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May 23, 2019 at 2:24 am
Goode poynt, Madge!
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May 25, 2019 at 9:13 pm
I might finally become slim after Brexit. Every cloud…every cloud.
The spell checker bit was a stroke of genius and I guess you’re the genius?! 😛
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