
A woman who walked slowly in front of a 42-year-old Whitechapel man in his local supermarket was a real piece of crap according to a snap judgement he made at the time
Toby Dell from Commercial Street, told us last night: “This woman entered the store at the same time as me and I realised at once she was going to be a real problem.
“She began walking slowly in front of me with her trolley angled so that I couldn’t get past.
“When she finally stopped to choose some loose bananas, I managed to squeeze past, only to find this bitch had once again overtaken me while I was putting some Greek yoghurt and cottage cheese in my trolley at the cold section
The piece of human garbage then started crawling along at a snail’s pace in front of me once again, occasionally stopping to faff about endlessly while choosing an item from the shelves.
“It was at this point that I judged her to be a real piece of crap and somebody I would cheerfully empty a revolver into if I knew I wouldn’t go to jail for it”
Mr Dell’s assessment comes just two weeks after a 50-year-old woman from Shadwell told us, that, in her view, a man who held her up in the newsagent by counting out his small change on the counter was “a fucking arseole that should have been drowned in a bucket at birth”
May 24, 2019 at 5:07 am
That was no woman… that was me! Tsk! At least I left my three-wheeled-walker outside. Which I regret now, cause some git nicked it!
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May 24, 2019 at 5:56 am
That was me I’m afraid, Inchy. I took it in lieu of the money you owe me. Now, limp on, sucker! 😉
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May 25, 2019 at 3:50 am
By jimmini, that was so kind of you, old boy.
It’s simple, affectionate, compassionate actions such as this, that set you apart from others.
Shows your overabundance of that rare qualities, of benevolence, bigheartedness, clemency and solicitousness, as superior.
May your gentleness Hammer away!
Bless your pickled walnuts!
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May 24, 2019 at 9:27 am
Lol… good to see this is a nationwide problem.
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May 24, 2019 at 12:11 pm
I hope she had the cart, sorry, trolley with the wobbly wheel.
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May 24, 2019 at 2:28 pm
And the ones who block the aisle entirely when trying to make up their minds should be banned altogether!
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